Total Medals Earned: 389 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,015 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Beat the game.
Kill a grand total of 0 Mimikos.
Escape with 0 deaths.
Escape with 0 deaths, 0 dead Mimikos, and less than 4 minutes on the clock.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/265 points)
Complete puzzle 1
Complete puzzle 10
Complete puzzle 20
Complete level 50
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (160/260 points)
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Die.
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/285 points)
Kill them.
Enter the Playground
Clear levels 1-6
Clear levels 7-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Clear levels 1-6 in less than 2.5 minutes
Clear levels 7-12 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 13-16 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 17-20 in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/3 (155/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
It's part of the grind